Statuses about the new school year for parents. A selection of quotes and statuses about graduation and graduates

After bread, the most important thing for the people is school. J.-J. Danton

Every school is famous not for its numbers, but for the glory of its students. N. Pirogov

The goal of the school should always be to educate a harmonious personality, and not a specialist. A. Einstein

School is a workshop where the thoughts of the younger generation are formed; you must hold it tightly in your hands if you do not want to let the future out of your hands. A. Barbusse

Some children love school so much that they want to stay there all their lives. This is where scientists come from. H. Steinhaus

To educate a people, three things are needed: schools, schools and schools. L. Tolstoy.

Quotes about studying

I learned a lot from my mentors, even more from my comrades, but most of all from my students. Talmud

September 1 is a personal April 12 for every first grader, a start into the outer space of knowledge. I. Krasnovsky

There are children with a sharp mind and inquisitive, but wild and stubborn. They are usually hated in schools and are almost always considered hopeless; meanwhile, they usually turn out to be great people, if only they are raised properly.

A student who studies without desire is a bird without wings. Saadi

Teaching is only light, but folk proverb, - it is also freedom. Nothing liberates a person like knowledge... I. Turgenev.

If you have knowledge, let others light their lamps with it. T. Fuller

No matter how long you live, you should study all your life. Seneca

Whatever you learn, you learn for yourself. Petronius

Aphorisms about school and study

Live forever - study forever! And you will finally reach the point where, like a sage, you will have the right to say that you know nothing. K. Prutkov

You have to study a lot to know even a little. Montesquieu

Nature has taken care of everything so much that everywhere you find something to learn. L.YesVinci

Learn from everyone, don't imitate anyone. M. Gorky

Some children love school so much that they want to stay there all their lives. It is from them that scientists emerge. G. Steinhauz

Book and school - what is deeper? P. Tychina

The most important phenomenon in school, the most instructive subject, the most living example for the student is the teacher himself. He is the personified method of teaching, the very embodiment of the principle of education. A. Diesterweg

After bread, the most important thing for the people is school. J. Danton

The school gives knowledge only to those who agree to take it . S. Skotnikov

Funny quotes about studying

The house is never as clean as before mom comes home from the parent-teacher meeting.

No one has died from knowledge so far, but it’s not worth the risk.

Smart thoughts haunt me all the time, but I'm faster.

Punishment in elementary school - sit on the last desk, and in the older ones - to the first one.

Are you still young and want changes in your life? Go to school! There are changes every 45 minutes!

A school is not an army - it won’t work :(

Modern parents. Mother to father: - And don’t forget to check how Seryozha downloaded the essay!

No matter what the school teaches, the heart believes in miracles!

On the door of our school someone wrote: “Abandon hope, all who enter here” =))

Sometimes you tell yourself: you need to come to your senses! And then you sit, think and realize that there is nothing to take on...

My homework? 404 Not Found

End of May. We rent out textbooks. I found out what they look like. =D

Algebra should be renamed “Feel Like an Idiot,” chemistry should be “Realize Your Inadequacy,” and physics should be “Disgrace Yourself, Baby.”

Statuses of the year about the school

The less you know, the more fool you are

Sentence: 11 years school regime with confiscation of toys.

Knowing the laws is not about remembering their words, but about understanding them.

The atmosphere at the cemetery is even more comfortable than at school.

By writing school toilets with formulas, the math student improved her performance =D

Excellent statuses of the year about school

Knowledge cannot be taken away from me... What is not there is not there...

I'm prepared for the exam: I printed out the materials, wrote bombs, have spurs... and learned it just in case :)

Created new law Oma: screw school, we’re staying at home...

Your son craps himself in a lesson in courage!

Parents to children. 4th grade: Have you done your homework? 9th grade: Have you packed your briefcase? 11th grade: Are you going to school?

Name the most big rivers Russia? - said the teacher. - Ob, Yenisei, Lena, Volga, Amur, LOVE... - STOP! Is LOVE a river??? - Yes! After all, AMUR is a river.

The teacher, thinking one-sidedly, not losing heart from melancholy, told us at the end of the lesson: “I’m done, wipe it off the board!” =)

Story. Ancient Rus'. Teacher: - Kremlins were built, where the party... oh, princes and warriors met))

At school: - Give me a pencil, please. - I don’t have one! - Well, then I'll get mine.

From the essay “How I Spent the Summer”: How I spent the summer is no one’s business. This is my personal business, since summer is my personal time, I am not obliged to account for it in the essay. We must respect human rights! And if you give me a bad mark for this essay, then you and I, Lyudmila Petrovna, will see each other in the European Court. You will be summoned there, but I will already be there on other matters. But for what reasons - this is my personal business and does not concern anyone! "

ask statuses of the year about school

Learning is light, and ignorance is career growth to the janitor.

On the test next to your deskmate, the option is always easier! Control law!

You have 2 months to live, AND THEN I WILL COME FOR YOU P.S. School.

People who understand physics, admit that you are not from our planet)))))

And the chandelier in the teachers' lounge will collapse...

In the first grade I thought: “It would be cool if my mother worked as a teacher at school!” And now in the 11th: “God forbid this happens!”

Think about the student! Think about him! Suddenly decide on my own DD

Skipping school is like going to school, but bypassing it :)

A scary fairy tale for graduates: "Baba Unified State Examination".

Note in the diary: “I hugged the battery in class”... But it was just cold in the class DD

School is coming, a clash is inevitable!!!

"Give me back my paper!!!" - our teacher shouted at the printer today because it started chewing paper...

Today I bought a grenade - the end of my native dean's office!

God, deliver me from teachers, from all kinds of homework, from all tests, from grades and worries!

So, are you getting ready for graduation? - I’ve been preparing for 11 years. Now I'm just waiting.

Should I take all the textbooks? FOR WHAT? I HAVE A DESK NEIGHBOR!

IN at the moment my brain is working to cram in the unshoveable

Remember: everything you say during the exam can be used against you!

I didn’t graduate from the Academy, but I will give you knowledge!!!

When entering school, children undergo an “interview” with the school psychologist to determine their level of psychological preparation child. Question: What do milk and a hedgehog have in common? The mother of the future first-grader was shocked by the correct answer. The hedgehog CURLDS and the milk, when it turns sour, CURLDS. They wouldn’t have taken me and mine to school =)))

Unpaid statuses of the year about school

Pedal before they give you a test :)

What were your grades in school? - Uh... In general, I finished it =)

Last week of school. Goodbye 11 years of arrest - hello life!

At school they assigned an essay on free topic. The guy wrote about laziness. The first page is empty, the second too... On the third it is written: “This is what laziness is.” D

At school, during the first two lessons you want to sleep, during the third you want to eat, and during the rest you just want to die.

I hate teachers who are always complaining to their parents and not just complaining, but lying 100,500 times, and even turning everything upside down, oh the creatures!

Why does the line in the canteen grow not behind, but in front?!!!

A road sign, it says: "School. Drive quietly. Don't hit a child." At the bottom, in a child's handwriting, is written: "Wait for the teacher."

Parallel lines intersect if they are drawn crookedly

You dream that you are late for school. You almost cry... But in real life: “I don’t care!”

You need to know English! Even very stupid Englishmen know him quite well.

It seems like it’s October... But I don’t want to study!..

The best time to sleep is a chemistry test!

The session is the time when the epiphany comes that “after all, it was possible to study normally throughout the whole year”!

Sarcastic statuses of the year about school

I gave my pen to my desk neighbor, now I’m sitting here watching him so that he doesn’t chew!!!

The beginning of the school year - everyone is beautiful, everyone has everything, everyone is doing their homework... The end of the school year - one chewed pencil, a piece of a ruler and everyone is doing their homework together during recess!

FAT CLASSMATE SITTING IN FRONT OF YOU: Pros: You can't be seen behind him. Minus: You can't see behind him.

The most best lessons we receive when we make mistakes, the mistake of the past is the wisdom of the future.

And you know, Petrova, in the essay “How I Spent the Summer” it is not at all necessary to draw poses!

The teacher recently threatened: If you come again without homework, I’ll stake you (I mean I’ll stake you)!!!

Good teachers create good students.

Results of the academic year: best teacher the father's belt with buckle was recognized.

In Russia, optimists now study English, pessimists study Chinese, and realists study a Kalashnikov assault rifle.

Regular class in 2005 - 15 boys, 13. Regular class in 2013 - 3 photographers, 6 rappers, 4 DJs, 12 go-go dancers)

Happy end of the school year!
Now it's time to rest,
Enjoy your holiday freedom,
But don’t forget to come back to us.

A whole year of breaks, lessons
And a mountain of homework.
Behind all the control alarms,
Summer is ahead, sun, heat.

Relax, enjoy the weather,
In the meantime, read books.
Happy end of the school year!
You miss school a little!

The school was a little sad,
This bright classroom is empty,
In cities, towns and villages
The holiday hour has struck.

On a May day nature whispers quietly
And the bouquets are full of beauty,
Happy end of the school year!
All the best, warm summer!

Behind academic year...
Have fun, private people!
We can congratulate everyone now,
Leave your wishes.
During the holidays there is freedom.
May the weather be pleasant.
I wish you all the strength to recover,
Impressions, moods,
Creative, positive,
In general - everything was great.

The year has flown by in a blink of an eye
It was very difficult...
Poring over the textbook -
It's hard to be a student.

Congratulations on graduating
Years of torment, labor and effort!
Rest and relax
The rest is honestly deserved!

Today he will close his door
School for a while, kids.
We congratulate you with love,
We wish you a great summer!

Have you completed the school year?
Taking a step up,
We wish you to rise in life
Across the flight straight to the top.

We wish all your wishes to come true,
And relax, gain strength,
So that in new way it's easy to get started
And may the school day be pleasant for you.

To happily sit down at your desk
And start studying again,
So that life merges into a single holiday,
Spring and love lived in our hearts!

Here's another year gone
We became a year older and older.
May good luck and love be on your way
It only happens to you more often!

Let science come easy,
There is no limit to knowledge.
New discoveries are in your hands,
Health, strength and victories!

The school year is over, which means...
We have 3 months of summer ahead of us.
I congratulate everyone, I wish you good luck,
All problems should go away soon.

Have a fun holiday everyone, don't be bored,
Let this summer be one to remember.
Always get only joy from life,
Go towards all your wildest dreams.

" Hooray! Hurray!” the kids shout.
The teachers would scream, but they couldn’t.
The school year was not easy,
But he taught us all a lot.

The year has ended, and I congratulate everyone.
May summer fulfill everything you dreamed of.
May the sun give you hot days,
So that everyone can enjoy the sea and the beach.

Months of study have flown by,
The school year is behind us.
Everyone is happy and joyful, of course -
Holidays, fun ahead!

We will relax and have fun,
Without remembering school days.
And maybe only at night we will dream
Physics test in verse!

And in September we are united with renewed vigor
Let's gnaw on the granite of science again
And let's remember how wonderful the summer was,
But we will also find joy in learning!

The school year has ended successfully,
So much has been done and understood in it,
It was tense, difficult, of course.
And we are all looking forward to the holidays!

Congratulations on this holiday!
The winds of summer are waiting for us in June,
Where the sun shines so joyfully,
Where the days go by so carefree!

We present to your attention a selection of the most best aphorisms and quotes about education. Here's how modern quotes, and classic. Everyone will find interesting aphorisms that will guide them to the right thoughts and actions.

Part 1: Quotes on Education

Children need to be taught things that will be useful to them when they grow up.
Aristippus

Nature has taken care of everything so much that everywhere you find something to learn.
Leonardo da Vinci

We study, alas, for school, not for life.
Seneca

Education is what remains after everything that was taught is forgotten.
A. Einstein

A person cannot truly improve unless he helps others improve.
Dickens Ch.

We ourselves must believe in what we teach our children.
Woodrow Wilson

Only the wisest and the stupidest are not teachable.
Confucius

You can only learn what you love.
Goethe I.

I never let mine school activities interfered with my education.
Mark Twain

Don't be ashamed to study at mature age: It's better to learn late than never.
Aesop

Part 2: Quotes on Education

The teacher should appeal not so much to the memory of students, but to their mind, to achieve understanding, and not just memorization.
Fedor Ivanovich Yankovic de Marievo

A child who has been educated only in educational institution, uneducated child.
George Santayana

To educate others, we must first educate ourselves.
Nikolai Vasilievich Gogol

A teacher is not the one who teaches, but the one from whom one learns.
Anatoly Mikhailovich Kashpirovsky

Knowledge that is paid for is remembered better.
Rabbi Nachman

A teacher is the person who must pass on to the new generation all the valuable accumulations of centuries and not pass on prejudices, vices and diseases.
Anatoly Vasilievich Lunacharsky

To be good teacher, you need to love what you teach and love those to whom you teach.
V. Klyuchevsky

Sign good education- talk about the most tall objects the most in simple words.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Some go to university to learn how to think, but most go to university to learn what professors think.

A real teacher is not the one who constantly educates you, but the one who helps you become yourself
Mikhail Arkadyevich Svetlov

Part 3: Quotes on Education

People are a thousand times more concerned about acquiring wealth than about educating the mind and soul, although what is in a person is undoubtedly for our happiness more important than that what a person has.
A. Schopenhauer

The great goal of education is not only knowledge, but above all action.
N.I. Miron

Education cannot be the goal itself.
Hans Georg Gadamer

Both upbringing and education are inseparable. You cannot educate without passing on knowledge; all knowledge has an educational effect.
L.N. Tolstoy

No matter how long you live, you should study all your life.
Seneca

You have to study a lot to know even a little.
Montesquieu

A student will never surpass a teacher if he sees him as a model and not a rival.
Belinsky V. G.

In ancient times, people studied in order to improve themselves. Nowadays they study in order to surprise others.
Confucius

A person who reads nothing is more educated than one who reads nothing but newspapers.
T. Jefferson

School prepares us to live in a world that does not exist.
Albert Camus

Part 4: Quotes on Education

Teaching adorns a person in happiness, but serves as a refuge in misfortune.
Suvorov A.V.

Book learning is an ornament, not a foundation.
Michel Montaigne

Education gives a person dignity, and the slave begins to realize that he was not born for slavery.
Diderot D.

Learning without reflection is useless, but reflection without learning is also dangerous.
Confucius

Whatever you learn, you learn for yourself.
Petronius

Give instructions only to those who seek knowledge after discovering their ignorance. Provide help only to those who do not know how to clearly express their cherished thoughts. Teach only those who are able, having learned about one corner of a square, to imagine the other three.
Confucius

Nothing that is important to know can be taught - all a teacher can do is point out the paths.
Aldington R.

Anyone who tends to contradict and talk a lot is not able to learn what is needed.
Democritus

The subjects that children are taught must be appropriate to their age, otherwise there is a danger that they will develop cleverness, fashion, and vanity.
Kant I.

Education is the face of reason.
Kay-Kavus

A student who studies without desire is a bird without wings.
Saadi

There is no need to prove that education is the greatest good for a person. Without education people are rude and poor and unhappy.
Chernyshevsky N. G.

If you know any interesting aphorisms and quotes about education, then write in the comments.

According to established tradition, at the beginning of the school year, schoolchildren have everything they need to study, and by the end of the year, all that remains is a chewed pen and a piece of paper snatched from a neighbor.

Cheerful student life: from session to session and there is no rest for the liver. But there is still a whole summer ahead. Hang in there, buddy!

Best status:
At the end of the school year on September 1st, parents approach a preoccupied first-grader and, when asked “What are you thinking about?”, they answer: “The name is p*****, but we didn’t even know…”

New school year, what does it bring with it? Excellent students - A's, hooligans - D's, debts, spoiled sheets. Pens, briefcases, flowers. Primer, quarter in harsh December. My school is September 1st!

I only like September 1st, because everyone comes tanned, beautiful, communicates, shares new impressions, but the next day comes and everything gets annoying because you have to study.

All the first-graders are dressed up and serious. Only one is dragged by the scruff of the neck by his parents, and he yells: “For what? Why am I eleven years old?!”

After the start of the school year, this school, stupid classmates, teachers infuriate you, and at graduation, tears flow like a river and you think that you will never get time back.

Why should a student lose hope before the professor loses his cool?

Today is the day of knowledge... And for me it’s August 32nd. I'm lying in bed and sick. And I really want to go to school!

It's always like this! Every first of September you say to yourself: Well, that’s it, this year I’ll study anyway!

Nobody ever knows how the Day of Knowledge will end.

Schoolchildren and students know what could be scarier than Freddy Krueger - this is the night from August 31 to September 1!

Mom, today at our school a girl ran into the men's restroom. - I hope you drove her away? - Yeah, they drove me away, some guys even a couple of times

My birthday is September 1st... so that means I was” New Year's gift"one of the parents...

How summer is getting closer by September, the less strength there is to wake up...

With the beginning of the torment!

The days are counting before the exams, the stipend after the exams, and the students in the spring.

I don’t understand the schoolchildren, everyone seems to be waiting for September 1st with horror, wishing that it wouldn’t start for a longer time, but in the end everyone goes to celebrate it with joy...

An 11th grade student writes on his blog on September 1: “Damn, another 9 whole months of torment!” in response from a friend - “Are you pregnant”))

I wish it was September 1st quickly - what do you care, you’re not studying anymore - well, at least it won’t be so offensive to work

How many schools, so many scientific opinions!

First of September? No, I didn't hear it.

Conscience is wealth! And students are poor people...

I want to come to school on September 1, show off my new clothes, look at others and go back home

September 1 - friends - classmates you haven't seen all summer, teachers, school life– this is wonderful!

By September, by September I give flowers to my friends. One bouquet, two bouquets. There are gifts, flower beds - no!

If summer continues at this rate, I won't live to see the first of September.

Pray, teacher, for the day will come when your kingdom will perish, and you will be rewarded for our torment... Gospel from the Student, verse five.

Bouquets of flowers, white bows, balloons, ruler, congratulations, school bell - holiday on September 1 - and I like it!

My birthday is September 1st... so that means I was a “New Year’s gift” from one of my parents...)

If the summer continues at the same pace, I won’t live to see the first of September.

Everyone knows this feeling very well: Hurray – June 1st. It's already July 1st. Fuck – August 1st. Piz.ets – September 1.

school has started - the hellish collider is launched

The current school certificate only certifies that its holder has the ability to withstand so many years of schooling.

Today is the day of knowledge... And for me it’s August 32nd. I’m lying in bed and sick (And I really want to go to school!

On September 1st, the only good thing is that I have already graduated from school, but otherwise even nature is in mourning - it’s raining in our city...

Schoolchildren and students know that life can be scarier than Freddy Krueger - this is the night from August 31 to September 1!

Damn, when they brought me to first grade on September 1... no one warned me how long this would all drag on...

The first of September smells of paint and new notebooks.

After September 1, my brain began to boil, after the New Year my head hurt, and only after Valentine’s Day did my heart hurt...

Did you know that on August 31st it is impossible to sign up for a manicure at any beauty salon. All the time before September 1st... reserved by schoolgirls!

I'm so interested in how you will react when you see me on *the first of September*)

Newton's 5th law: Beer drunk in the morning comes to an end by lunchtime.

The first of September, the first lesson, the first 10 minutes passed... And then I told the whole class: “IS SUMMER SOON?”

On September 1, the children went to school... no one could turn up.

From the first of September we will again hate Mondays and love Friday...

September 1st is knowledge day! And this year, on the first of September, I just want to know if you love me...



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