I was constantly trying to be stupid. But no matter how hard you try, you can’t get rid of higher education...
I would like my own world. Own world. I would fill it with all sorts of absurdities. A world full of nonsense! Can you imagine? In this universe, everything would not be the same, but somehow different. And what would seem different would be this!
She flew for a very long time. Maybe Alice was in no hurry to fall, or maybe the depth of the well was to blame...
It seemed strange to Alice that there was nothing strange, but the strange day had just begun, and there was nothing strange in the fact that there were no strange things yet.
No need to ask me about yesterday. Yesterday there was me, who is not me. Yesterday's me. And now I am today. So ask about me today. I'll be happy to tell you about my morning adventures.
The insight came suddenly. This is not the sea at all. And the tears! Her tears that nine-foot-tall Alice cried.
“When it’s unclear why you should live, you just need to come up with a meaning,” said Alice. - To myself. After all, no one forbids us to fantasize.
Read the continuation of the famous aphorisms and quotes from “Alice in Wonderland” on the pages:
I'm older and more royal!
“If you knew time as I know it,” said the Hat, “you wouldn’t talk about it in the neuter gender.” It is not it, but he is the Old Man-Time!
Talking about bloodshed at the table spoils my appetite.
Hence the moral: every vegetable has its time. Or to put it more simply... Never think that you are different from what you could not be otherwise than by being different in those cases when it is impossible not to be otherwise.
I have seen such nonsense, compared to which this nonsense is like a dictionary.
You can't do what you shouldn't do.
She had absolutely nothing to do, and sitting idle, you know, is not an easy task.
There is a country that cannot be found on Earth, they say that in order to survive there, you need to be as mad as the Hatter, and that’s actually me.
Cheshire!.. That's a dog!...
The less you know, the easier it is to control you.
Kill Time! How could he like this? If you didn’t quarrel with him, you could ask him for everything you want.
You have to run as fast as you can just to stay in place, and to get somewhere you have to run at least twice as fast!
You can't win a battle with tears...
It doesn't matter why the significant became insignificant. It happened, and that’s it.
You probably want to say that she doesn’t want less tea: it’s much easier to drink more, not less, than nothing,” said the Hatter.
I've seen cats without smiles, but a smile without a cat...
Well, you’ve only just been introduced, and you’re already attacking him with a knife!
Did you think only about your own salvation, cowardly, disgusting, super-flea-flavored, belly-slimy, evil, glutton, vile, fish-smelling mug?
The Tambourine lady cooked the broth and fried ten cutlets.
Drinking more than nothing is easy and simple. Now, if you drank less than nothing, it would be a trick!
If I had my own world, everything in it would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it really is, because everything would be what it is not, and conversely, it would not be what it is, and whatever it was not, it was.
Don't make me laugh with your tongue, make me laugh with your deeds!
And there was no force in the world that could stop his imagination.
Well, how can you take a book without pictures seriously?!
In the morning when I woke up, I at least knew who I was, but I think I have changed several times since then.
If everything in the world is meaningless, said Alice, what prevents you from inventing some meaning?
You can always take more than nothing.
I don't see how he can ever finish if he has no intention of starting.
Well, that’s okay, she thought, because he could turn out to be a very nasty boy. And it turned out to be a very cute pig!
I just don't know who I am now. No, of course, I know roughly who I was in the morning when I got up, but since then I’ve been this way and that all the time - in a word, something different.
Two pinches of vain thoughts.
Everyone in our world is crazy
Everything has its own morality, you just need to be able to find it!
I know who I was this morning when I woke up, but I've changed several times since then.
All miracles and miracles.
Don't make me laugh with your tongue, make me laugh with your deeds!
I love psychos, only they understand the world around us, only with them I can find a common language...
You have to run as fast as you can just to stay in the same place! If you want to get to another place, then you need to run at least twice as fast!
You know, Alice, you are starting to miss something much more...
You and I just live on opposite sides.
Wow! - thought Alice. - A cat with a smile is a rarity, but a smile without a cat - I really don’t know what it is!
Every adventure has to start somewhere... it's corny, but even here it's true...
Who will you save when you are the size of a hamster!
That’s right - she’s gone crazy, crazy, crazy!.. I’ll tell you a secret: crazy people are smarter than everyone else.
Important, unimportant... unimportant, important... What's the difference?
The correctness of the form is immaterial!
Hence the moral: I can’t figure something out.
Why are some people so fond of looking for morality everywhere?
Everyone in our world is crazy.
I've seen cats without smiles, but a smile without a cat...
If every person minded his own business, the Earth would spin faster.
The plan, needless to say, was excellent: simple and clear, it couldn’t have been better. It had only one drawback: it was completely unknown how to carry it out.
I fell like that, I fell like that...
How should I understand you? - You don't need to understand me. Be sure to love and feed on time.
Everything would be fine, but here is the Duchess, Duchess! She'll be furious if I'm late! That's exactly where she'll come!
Sometimes I admire you from top to bottom, sometimes vice versa.
As the mad duchess said in Alice in Wonderland: don't climb twenty steps if you don't know how to land!
Long live the unnamed!
Now, for example, I was desperate for two hours... with jam and sweet buns.
I shouldn't have cried so much! - she said, floundering and trying to figure out where to swim. “And now I’m punished for this and, what good, I’ll drown in my own tears.” Incredible story, honestly!
Flattering words often force people to take action.
And whoever wants to really delve into science must get to the very bottom! This is what is called Completed Lower Education! But, of course, this is not given to everyone!..
It would be interesting to see what will be left of me when I am gone.
She is, of course, hot, don’t argue with me in vain. Yes, you see, cutting from the shoulder is not so safe!
Meet! Alice, it's pudding! Pudding, it's Alice! Take it away!…
I'd like to meet someone smart for a change!
If you drink a bottle marked poison all at once, sooner or later you will almost certainly feel slightly unwell.
Never think that you are different from what you could be, except by being different in those cases when it is impossible not to be otherwise.
Just think that because of some thing you can shrink so much that you turn into nothing.
This strange girl simply loved to split herself into two, becoming two girls at the same time.
What a strange dream I had, thought Alice and ran home so as not to be late for tea.
The best way to explain is to do it yourself!
While you're thinking about what to say, curtsey! This saves time.
While you're thinking, curtsy, it saves time.
Never consider yourself to be different from what others do not consider you to be, and then others will not consider you to be different from what you would like to appear to them.
Nowadays everyone travels by rail, but hat transportation is much more reliable and pleasant.
1. Don't be sad. Sooner or later everything will become clear, everything will fall into place and line up in a single beautiful pattern, like lace. It will become clear why everything was needed, because everything will be right.
2. Flattering words often force people to act.
3. The correctness of the form is unimportant!
4. Who needs a head without shoulders?
5. Think about the meaning, and the words will come by themselves.
6. Every adventure has to start somewhere... banal, but even here it’s true...
7. I don’t understand how he can ever finish, since he’s not going to start.
8. This strange girl simply loved to split herself into two, becoming two girls at the same time.
9. Sometimes she scolded herself so mercilessly that her eyes filled with tears. And once she even tried to spank herself on the cheeks for cheating while playing a game of croquet alone. This silly girl loved to pretend to be two different girls at once.
10. Why do some people love to look for morality everywhere?
11. No matter how she tried, she could not find a shadow of meaning here, although all the words were completely clear to her.
12. It doesn’t matter what you ask if you still don’t get an answer, right?
13. She had absolutely nothing to do, and sitting idle, you know, is not an easy task.
14. Do you think anyone needs a child who doesn't think? Even a joke should have some kind of thought, but the child, you must admit, is not a joke at all!
15. Just now, for example, I was desperate for two hours... with jam and sweet buns.
16. It would be interesting to see what will remain of me when I am gone.
17. You can't do what you shouldn't.
18. Either the well was really very deep, or Alice was flying very slowly.
19. Kill Time! How could he like this? If you didn’t quarrel with him, you could ask him for everything you want.
20. – You probably haven’t thought about him at all in your life!
“No, why,” Alice began cautiously, “sometimes, especially in music lessons, I thought it would be nice to have a better time...
21. The best way to explain is to do it yourself!
22. – Don’t you know what “this” is?
– I know perfectly well what “it” is when I find it.
23. I just don’t know who I am now. No, of course, I know roughly who I was in the morning when I got up, but since then I’ve been this way and that all the time - in a word, something different.
24. - Where can I find someone normal?
“Nowhere,” answered the Cat, “there are no normal people.” After all, everyone is so different and dissimilar. And this, in my opinion, is normal.
25. I have seen such nonsense, in comparison with which this nonsense is an explanatory dictionary.
26. - Meet me! Alice, it's pudding! Pudding, it's Alice! Take it away!…
Well, you’ve only just been introduced, and you’re already attacking him with a knife!
27. - Where to start, Your Majesty? - he asked.
“Start from the beginning,” the King answered importantly, “continue until you reach the end.” When you get there, finish!
28. The executioner said that you cannot cut off a head if there is nothing else besides the head; he has never done this and is not going to do this; he's too old for this, that's what!
29. “I’ll tell you everything that happened to me this morning,” Alice said uncertainly. “But I won’t even talk about yesterday, because then I was completely different.”
30. If this were so, it would be nothing. If, of course, it were so. But since this is not so, it is not so. This is the logic of things.
31. While you’re thinking about what to say, curtsey! This saves time.
32. Everything has its own morality, you just need to be able to find it!
33. She always gave herself good advice, although she did not follow it often.
Hatter, what do a raven and a desk have in common?
- Not the slightest idea.
Did you think only about your own salvation, cowardly, disgusting, super-flea-flavored, belly-slimy, evil, glutton, vile, fish-smelling mug?
Alice in Wonderland (2010)
There is a country that cannot be found on Earth, they say that in order to survive there, you need to be as mad as the Hatter, and that’s actually me.
There is a place, like no place on Earth. A land full of wonder, mystery, and danger! Some say to survive it, you need to be as mad as a hatter. Which luckily, I am.
Alice in Wonderland (2010)
Sometimes I admire you from top to bottom, sometimes vice versa.
Alice in Wonderland (2010)
The less you know, the easier it is to control you.
Alice in Wonderland (2010)
Anyone who is sane would hardly dream of me.
Alice in Wonderland (2010)
You know, Alice, you started to miss something much...
(You used to be much more than that. You have lost your muchness.)
Alice in Wonderland (2010)
It’s already midnight, flocks of splashers
Snooping among the high mists,
Wrangals are grumbling in the bushes,
I finished the blood.
There the bandersnatch will raise his mustache,
The roar is threatening, the eye is black,
But the jabberwocky, remember son,
Your first sworn enemy.
He raised his sword to cut off the head,
Zig-swipe, and the monster will drown,
Gravitates in the mud, having defeated the enemy,
He triumphed backwards.
Alice in Wonderland (2010)
A star is shining from the sky,
It’s not clear why the hell!
Shines, shines, shines...
Day and night I will save you -
Bright light hurts your eyes!
Shines, shines, shines...
- I would have said so! – the Hare said reproachfully. – You have to say what you think!
– I always do this! - Alice blurted out, and then, after thinking a little, she honestly added: - Well, in any case... in any case, what I say is what I think. In general, it's the same thing!
- Wow! - said the Hatter. – You would also say: “I see everything I eat,” and I “eat everything I see” - this is also the same thing!
“You would also say,” picked up the Hare, ““I teach what I don’t know” and “I know what I don’t teach” - this is also the same thing!
“You could also say,” Sonya unexpectedly responded without opening her eyes, ““I breathe when I sleep” and “I sleep when I breathe” - these are also the same thing...
Alice in Wonderland (2010)
Nowadays everyone travels by rail, but hat transportation is much more reliable and pleasant.
Lewis Carroll. Alice in Wonderland
What a funny watch! - she remarked. - They show the date, not the hour!
- What's wrong with that? - muttered the Hatter. - Does your watch show the year?
Lewis Carroll. Alice in Wonderland
“You probably haven’t thought about him at all in your life!”
“No, why,” Alice began cautiously, “sometimes, especially in music lessons, I thought it would be nice to have a better time...
- Everything is clear! – the Hat said triumphantly. – Spend some time?! Look what you wanted! You won't waste your time! And he doesn’t like it! You’d better try to make friends with him - then your business would be... in the bag! The old man would do anything for you! Take your watch: suppose it’s nine o’clock in the morning, it’s time to sit down for your homework; and you would just whisper a word to him - and please, the arrows started spinning. Zhzhik! It's in the bag: it's half past two, it's time for lunch!
Today, on the birthday of the English writer Lewis Carroll, we could not help but remember our favorite and eccentric quotes from his most famous fairy tale book, “Alice in Wonderland.” Happy reading and don't lose your head!
1. I've seen cats without smiles, but a smile without a cat...
2. You see, everything is moving somewhere and turning into something, what are you dissatisfied with?
3 . If you drink a bottle marked “poison” at once, sooner or later you will almost certainly feel slightly unwell.
4
. - What do I need madmen for? - said Alice.
“There’s nothing you can do,” the Cat objected. - We are not all here
in your mind - both you and me.
- How do you know that I'm out of my mind? - asked Alice.
“Of course, not in his own way,” answered the Cat. - Otherwise, how would you end up here?
5. Hence the moral: I can’t figure something out.
6 . Hence the moral: every vegetable has its time. Or to put it more simply... Never think that you are different from what you could not be otherwise than by being different in those cases when it is impossible not to be otherwise.
7
. - What is this?
- Your Majesty, they wanted...
- Well, everything is clear - cut off their heads.
8. It doesn't matter what you ask if you still don't get an answer, right?
9 . She'll be furious if I'm late! That's exactly where she'll come!
10. It would be interesting to see what will be left of me when I am gone
11. I just don't know who I am now. No, of course, I know roughly who I was in the morning when I got up, but since then I’ve been this way and that all the time - in a word, something different.
12. Never consider yourself to be different from what others do not consider you to be, and then others will not consider you to be different from what you would like to appear to them.
13 . I have seen such nonsense, compared to which this nonsense is like a dictionary.
14. Alice was surprised that she was not surprised, but the amazing day had just begun and there was nothing surprising in the fact that she had not yet begun to be surprised.
15. She always gave herself good advice, even though she didn't follow it often.
16. My situation is hopeless, but at least I can kick!
17. Getting weirder and weirder! More and more wonderful! More and more curious! It's getting weirder and weirder! Everything is wonderful and wonderful!
18. You have to run as fast as you can just to stay in place, and to get somewhere you have to run at least twice as fast.
19. Now, for example, I was desperate for two hours... with jam and sweet buns.
20. If everything in the world is meaningless, said Alice, what prevents you from inventing some meaning?
21 . Mustard makes them sad, onions make them cunning, wine makes them feel guilty, and baking makes them kinder. What a pity that no one knows about this... Everything would be so simple. If only you could eat the baked goods, you would become better!
22. “Don’t be sad,” said Alice. - Sooner or later everything will become clear, everything will fall into place and line up in a single beautiful pattern, like lace. It will become clear why everything was needed, because everything will be right.
23. You know, one of the biggest losses in battle is losing your head.
24. Few people find a way out, some don’t see it even if they find it, and many don’t even look for it.
25.
- Taking anything seriously in this world is a fatal mistake.
- Is life serious?
- Oh yes, life is serious! But not very...
“Don’t be sad,” said Alice. - Sooner or later everything will become clear, everything will fall into place and line up in a single beautiful pattern, like lace. It will become clear why everything was needed, because everything will be right.
I have seen such nonsense, compared to which this nonsense is like a dictionary.
Who are you?
- I am the Blue Caterpillar.
- What are you doing here?
- Sitting. I smoke. I'm waiting for changes.
Meet! Alice, it's pudding! Pudding, it's Alice! Take it away!... Well, you’ve only just been introduced, and you’re already attacking him with a knife!
I'm not crazy, it's just that my reality is different from yours /Cheshire Cat/.
I love psychos, only they understand the world around us, only with them can I find a common language... / Cheshire cat /
It doesn't matter why the significant became insignificant. It became, and that’s it /Cheshire cat/.
Talking about bloodshed at the table spoils my appetite /Cheshire Cat/.
***
- Where to start, Your Majesty? - he asked.
“Start from the beginning,” the King answered importantly, “continue until you reach the end.” When you get there, finish!
Anyone who is sane would hardly dream of me / Hatter /
The less you know, the easier it is to control you / Hatter /.
***
The executioner said that you cannot cut off a head if there is nothing else besides the head; he has never done this and is not going to do this; he's too old for this, that's what!
“I’ll tell you everything that happened to me this morning,” Alice said uncertainly. “But I won’t even talk about yesterday, because then I was completely different.”
While you're thinking about what to say, curtsey! This saves time.
(While you're thinking, curtsy, it saves time)
If this were so, it would be nothing. If, of course, it were so. But since this is not so, it is not so. This is the logic of things.
That’s right - she’s gone crazy, crazy, crazy!.. I’ll tell you a secret: crazy people are smarter than everyone else.
/Dad says this phrase to Alice, and later she repeats it to the Hatter/.
Everything has its own morality, you just need to be able to find it!
She always gave herself good advice, even though she didn't follow it often.
Flattering words often force people to take action.
The correctness of the form is immaterial!
Who needs a head without shoulders?
Think about the meaning, and the words will come by themselves.
Impossible...
- Perhaps, if you believe in it.
Every adventure has to start somewhere... it's corny, but even here it's true...
I don't see how he can ever finish if he has no intention of starting.
This strange girl simply loved to split herself into two, becoming two girls at the same time.
Sometimes she scolded herself so mercilessly that her eyes filled with tears. And once she even tried to spank herself on the cheeks for cheating while playing a game of croquet alone. This silly girl loved to pretend to be two different girls at once.
Why are some people so fond of looking for morality everywhere?
Either the well was really very deep, or Alice was flying very slowly.
Kill Time! How could he like this? If you didn’t quarrel with him, you could ask him for everything you want.
“You probably haven’t thought about him at all in your life!”
“No, why,” Alice began cautiously, “sometimes, especially in music lessons, I thought it would be nice to have a better time...
The best way to explain is to do it yourself!
– Don’t you know what “this” is?
– I know perfectly well what “it” is when I find it.
I just don't know who I am now. No, of course, I know roughly who I was in the morning when I got up, but since then I’ve been this way and that all the time - in a word, something different.
Where can I find someone normal?
“Nowhere,” answered the Cat, “there are no normal people.” After all, everyone is so different and dissimilar. And this, in my opinion, is normal.
No matter how she tried, she could not find a shadow of meaning here, although all the words were completely clear to her.
It doesn't matter what you ask if you still don't get an answer, right?
She had absolutely nothing to do, and sitting idle, you know, is not an easy task.
Do you think anyone needs a child who doesn't think? Even a joke should have some kind of thought, but the child, you must admit, is not a joke at all!
Now, for example, I was desperate for two hours... with jam and sweet buns.
It would be interesting to see what will be left of me when I am gone.
You can't do what you shouldn't do.
