The best statuses about work on Statuses-Tut.ru. People have been scaring us with this word since school. If you want to live in abundance, have an apartment, a car, a bank account, fly to Rome or London on vacation, you need to find a well-paid job. And for this you need to graduate from school and college with excellent marks and get acquainted with the right people. But when you're fourteen and the world around us beckons with the unknown, even thoughts about future work does not arise. And then the parents begin to intimidate, saying that if you don’t study, you will become a janitor or a dishwasher, you will live in a dormitory, and spend your vacation in a dacha a hundred kilometers from the city. So it turns out that after graduating from college, young people feel the fear of the unknown in front of this nightmare “Work”! If your ancestors told you something similar in childhood, on Statuses-Tut.ru you can choose for your pages in social networks statuses about work are cool. After all, the most important thing in life is not to lose your sense of humor! After all, any work is good if it gives you moral and material pleasure!
Quotes from famous people about work!
Everyone knows the saying that work won’t run away from the wolf! Or: work loves fools. Aren't these masterpieces? folk wisdom, making us laugh and sad at the same time? And how many psychologists and sociologists today are puzzling over the age-old question of why work is needed, how to choose a job to your liking, where to find good job how to climb career ladder without any special moral costs. Every living person has asked himself these and many other questions at least once, and perhaps more often. If you like to rack your brains with eternal riddles about work, you can find them on Statuses-Tut.ru interesting statuses about working with meaning. And let your management think with you!Cool new statuses about work!
Are you an avid debater, do you like to debate about any issue? Then you definitely need our wonderful selection of cool new statuses about work. Now you will always have something to talk about during your work break. You will be able to amuse your colleagues with the most cool statuses about work, and you will always be aware of the latest new quotes. The word “work” brings up a lot of conflicting emotions. A person who has found an activity that coincides with his interests can consider himself happy. Of course, most people write, search and post statuses about work when they are dissatisfied with something in their work: bosses, salary, responsibilities, relationship with colleagues, etc.Funny sayings about work!
You can complain about life and work endlessly, but it’s better to take a step towards your dream. Remember what you wanted to become as a child, maybe it’s time to change your job and start your own business. There is no need to be afraid of failure; courage, as you know, takes cities! And while not everyone can take such a risk, everyone can put funny statuses about their work. We need to start small! This fact will definitely cheer you up and help you fulfill your responsibilities more easily.Collection funny statuses and aphorisms about work.
I came to work to work. And not answer stupid questions - why am I sleeping here drunk...
On a working day, nothing brightens up the dial like the number 18.
While making her career, she was merciless - she went over the heads (sometimes over the heads).
I wrote my resume... I printed it out... I re-read it... I burst into tears... It’s a pity to hire such a person
Laziness - natural state person. Those who cannot maintain this state work.
I'm sitting here, working. It’s strange - that’s why a 5-kopeck coin fits into the right nostril, but not into the left?
Favorite phrase of the authorities: “THERE ARE NO IRREPLACEABLE PEOPLE!” But as soon as it’s your turn to go on vacation, everything’s fucked up - you’re the only one!
ICQ is a flower on the grave of working time!
How hard it is to work when there is no boss... I don’t even go to smoke... I’m afraid I’ll go home!
How strange... Sometimes, in order for people to appreciate you, it’s enough just to leave...
It happens that one day in the morning you create a kind of vigorous activity, and then you get carried away and work all day...
I can’t stand while others are working…. I'll go lie down...
Usually, when I get completely annoyed with calls at work, I say: “Fucked up” - and pick up the phone. Today I mixed up the order...
I love going to work! And from work! But these 8 hours between walking are simply infuriating!
Previously, the Internet distracted from work, now work distracts from the Internet...
We worked and worked and worked and worked here for five minutes. Then we quickly rested for an hour.
Then, again for five minutes they worked and worked...
Doing nonsense in the workplace develops peripheral vision, hearing and alertness in general
If you don't work, you have nothing to live on. If you work, you have no time to live!
The boss went completely wild, he wanted us to work for three. (It’s good that there were five of us!)
I study and work. I combine the unpleasant with the useless.
Leave me alone, work. I'm sad...
If I go to work early, I'll catch her by surprise!
If you have no idea what kind of crap you're doing, call it analytical work.
If you're reading this, it means you don't have anything to do
The very first skill that a newbie in the office has to learn is to sleep with his eyes open.
Today I realized that I work as a musketeer - one for all!
Most of all, we get tired of unfinished work.
Choose a job you like, and you will never have to work a single day in your life
At work, all we talk about is sex! If there's ONLY talk going on, I'll quit!
I devoted myself to work. Not for love... For money...
Still, work gave me a lot. Before I had nothing, but now I have nothing and a twitching eye.
As soon as you sit down to work, someone will definitely wake you up...
From workaholic to alcoholic - five days.
A working day without a “couple of affectionate words” addressed to management is considered incomplete.
An experienced boss can tell by the sound of the keyboard what his subordinate is playing.
There is such a profession - sitting at work...
I leave work gradually... starting with lunch.
This is our way of coming to work without regaining consciousness.
What a bummer it is - to oversleep, but still not get enough sleep
I WANT A JOB!!! NO MONDAY!!! WITHOUT A BOSS!!! NO ALARM!!!
The work is not a wolf, but it’s still a bitch!!!
If walking the streets in blankets were traditional, getting up in the morning and going to work would be much easier.
And the more dubious the company, the more CEO
You're sitting at work on Odnoklassniki, suddenly you hear your boss's steps behind you and you start abruptly switching tabs: Twitter, Facebook, kittens, flowers, dating, swimsuits... WHERE IS THE WORK?!
I have never wanted to work as much in my life as I don’t want to now!..
I WANT A JOB LIKE SANTA'S CLAUS.....IN A DAY IN 364
I want to go home! That's basically all I do at work
The last stage of being overwhelmed at work from idleness: - So, sir.... Spam..... let's read.....
Blunt physical work I prefer intellectual activity.
All our employees in our department are promising. It's just that some people's prospects are not bright...
And our boss is a man of his word. And this word is redneck
Work is so exciting... I can literally sit for hours and watch someone work!
Labor ennobles a person and enriches the employer
I love my job very much, but not in such quantities. In general, it’s difficult to love something almost around the clock.
Smile: you are being removed!... from your position
The hardest job is on the socks. They really are on their feet all day.
I thought I wanted career growth, but it turned out that I just wanted money...
After what work did to me this week, she simply has to marry me...
Work is not a wolf... but, damn it, the boss is a wolf!
Yesterday I was looking for justice! Today I'm looking for a new job...
I came to work to work. And not answer stupid questions - why am I sleeping here drunk...
IN Nothing brightens up a working day like the number 18.
D While pursuing a career, she was merciless - she went over the heads (sometimes over the heads).
N I wrote down my resume... I printed it out... I re-read it... I burst into tears... It’s a pity to hire such a person
L yen is the natural state of man. Those who cannot maintain this state work.
WITH I'm walking here, working. It’s strange - that’s why a 5-kopeck coin fits into the right nostril, but not into the left?
L Favorite phrase of the authorities: “THERE ARE NO IRREPLACEABLE PEOPLE!” But as soon as it’s your turn to go on vacation, everything’s fucked up - you’re the only one!
ICQ- this is a flower on the grave of working time!
TO It’s so hard to work when there’s no boss... I don’t even go to smoke... I’m afraid I’ll go home!
TO so strange... Sometimes, in order for people to appreciate you, it’s enough just to leave...
IN It happens that one day in the morning you create a kind of vigorous activity, and then you get carried away and work all day...
N I can’t stand while others are working…. I'll go lie down...
ABOUT Usually, when I get really annoyed with calls at work, I say, “Fuck you,” and pick up the phone. Today I mixed up the order...
ABOUT I love going to work! And from work! But these 8 hours between walking are simply infuriating!
R The Internet used to distract from work, now work distracts from the Internet...
M We worked and worked and worked and worked here for five minutes. Then we quickly rested for an hour.
Then, again for five minutes they worked and worked...
Z engaging in nonsense in the workplace develops peripheral vision, hearing and vigilance in general
N If you work, you have nothing to live on. If you work, you have no time to live!
N The boss went completely wild, he wanted us to work for three. (It’s good that there were five of us!)
I I study and work. I combine the unpleasant with the useless.
ABOUT put me down, work. I'm sad...
P If I go to work early, I’ll catch her by surprise!
E If you have no idea what crap you're doing, call it analytical work.
E If you're reading this, it means you don't have anything to do
WITH The very first skill that a newbie in the office has to learn is to sleep with his eyes open.
WITH Today I realized that I work as a musketeer - one for all!
B Most of all, we get tired of unfinished work.
IN Choose a job you like, and you will never have to work a single day in your life
N and at work all we talk about is sex! If there's ONLY talk going on, I'll quit!
ABOUT I devoted myself to work. Not for love... For money...
IN Still, work gave me a lot. Before I had nothing, but now I have nothing and a twitching eye.
T As soon as you sit down to work, someone will definitely wake you up...
ABOUT from a workaholic to an alcoholic - five days.
R a workday without a “couple of affectionate words” addressed to management is considered incomplete.
ABOUT An experienced boss can tell by the sound of the keyboard what his subordinate is playing.
E There is such a profession - sitting at work...
WITH I leave work gradually... starting from lunch.
E then in our opinion - without regaining consciousness, come to work.
TO what a bummer it is - to oversleep, but still not get enough sleep
X AWESOME WORK!!! NO MONDAY!!! WITHOUT A BOSS!!! NO ALARM!!!
R She's not a wolf, but she's still a bitch!!!
E If walking the streets in blankets were traditional, getting up in the morning and going to work would be much easier.
AND the more dubious the company, the more CEO
WITH you're walking at work on Odnoklassniki, suddenly you hear your boss's footsteps behind you and you start abruptly switching tabs: Twitter, Facebook, kittens, flowers, dating, swimsuits... WHERE IS THE WORK?!
IN I never wanted to work as much in my life as I don’t want to now!..
X I FEEL LIKE SANTA'S CLAUS' JOB.....A DAY IN 364
D I want to wash it! That's basically all I do at work
P the last stage of being overwhelmed at work from idleness: - So, sir.... Spam..... let's read.....
T I prefer intellectual work over physical work.
U All our employees in the department are promising. It's just that some people's prospects are not bright...
A Our boss is a man of his word. And this word is redneck
T rud is so fascinating... I can literally sit for hours and watch someone work!
T ores ennobles a person and enriches the employer
I I really love my job, but not in such quantities. In general, it is difficult to love something almost around the clock.
U smile: you are being removed!... from your position
WITH Socks have the hardest job. They really are on their feet all day.
I I thought I wanted career growth, but it turned out that I just wanted money...
P After what work did to me this week, she just has to marry me...
R The work is not a wolf... but, damn it, the boss is a wolf!
IN Chera was looking for justice! Today I'm looking for a new job...
Work is what a person is obliged to do, but Play is what he is not obliged to do. Therefore, making artificial flowers or carrying water in a sieve is work, but knocking down skittles or climbing Mont Blanc is fun.
There are two cases where you don’t want to go to work on Monday: if you didn’t have time to rest well over the weekend, and if you had time to rest well over the weekend.
A person must work, work hard, no matter who he is, and in this alone lies the meaning and purpose of his life, his happiness, his delight.
Vacation is a short period of time given by the employer to remind you that you can do just fine without you.
Nowadays, the reputation of a “master of golden hands” presupposes, first of all, the ability to work efficiently with elbows.
You must put your life in such conditions that work is necessary. Without work there cannot be a pure and joyful life.
The more a subordinate talks about the tasks completed over the past day, the faster the boss forgets why he called him.
A person must have good family to take a break from work. And a good mother-in-law so that you can go to this job with joy...
When an employer is looking for a wizard, most often he finds a storyteller.
For a workaholic, the “appetite” comes while working.
Outstanding personalities are not formed through beautiful speeches, but by one’s own labor and its results.
In a conversation with your superiors, it is important to agree with reason that you are wrong.
Man is born to work; labor constitutes his earthly happiness, labor is the best guardian of human morality, and labor should be a person’s educator.
All over the world they work in such a way as to deserve a bonus. And only we work in such a way that it is not deprived of it.
He worked tirelessly, throwing money away.
It's amazing how important your job is when you need to take time off from it, and how unimportant it is when you ask for a raise.
There is nothing more slavish than luxury and bliss, and nothing more royal than labor.
It works well when you love your profession and are passionate about it.
A boss without a subordinate is like an incentive without encouragement.
Work is not a horse, so there is no point in plowing on it.
Any worker begins to lose his touch five years before reaching retirement age, no matter what that age is.
When the boss has nothing to do, his subordinates immediately have many problems.
Don't get along in the team!? Become a boss, then the team will have to get along with you!
Some are drawn to entrepreneurship, others to the podium, and others to vodka. But they all have to pull the burden.
To earn a living, you have to work. But to get rich, you need to come up with something else.
IN critical situation– Russian swearing “works” wonders.
Often, by the appearance of the employer, it seems that he wants you to buy your salary from him.
It’s better to be at work 20 minutes later than to be in the morgue 20 years earlier.
When all you think about is how to make money, it’s hard work. Little by little, without noticing it, a person loses himself.
Ironing boards are snowboards who gave up their dreams and found a “normal” job.”
In bureaucratic language, an acceptable level of unemployment means that “they won’t throw us out onto the street,” and an “acceptable budget” means that “some people will have a hard time, but not us.”
Ways to improve the performance of an organization are decided by its employees at a corporate party, after the third pile, mostly men.
It's hard to love your job if your salary hates you.
An attack of laziness is a crime!
When one comes to the company smart man, soon another appears - talented people love to work among peers.
All over the world they work in such a way as to deserve a bonus. And only we work in such a way that it is not deprived of it.
Allergy to work is treated by increasing the dose of salary.
The smallest wheels spin the most.
First you work for a student, and then nowhere.
Talent is a person in his place.
