Topics for a blog post come to mind in different ways. Sometimes you get the impetus for them completely by accident. So, this post was inspired by the work of my friend Tamara Alekseevna Zavoiskaya. I listened to her voiceover of the fairy tale "Chicken Ryaba" and remembered that interesting material about this very chicken in my “Treasured Chest”!
My guys took part in the All-Russian Olympiad. They were given the following task: Write a fairy tale about Ryaba the chicken using all literary styles.
Such interesting works it worked! I present to your attention versions of the fairy tale by Ksenia E.
“Chicken Ryaba” in a scientific style
There were two people on planet Earth, belonging to the phylum of chordates, the subphylum of vertebrates, the class of mammals, the order of primates, the family of hominids, the genus Homo, the species Homo sapiens - a grandfather and a woman. And they had a female chicken of the order of birds named Ryaba. By some strange coincidence, Ryaba laid an egg made of a precious metal of yellow color, malleable, inert in air, hard and durable, located in group I of the periodic table chemical elements DI. Mendeleev, whose atomic number is 79, and atomic mass 196,9665.
And so Homo sapiens grandfather tried to break the egg, but could not do it, since gold is a hard and durable metal. The Homo sapiens woman also tried to break the egg, but this time the egg did not undergo any significant physical changes.
A representative of the family of mammals of the order of rodents, a mouse that lived on the territory of the grandfather and woman illegally - without registration, long wanted by the moral police of the grandfather and woman, ran through the feeding zone of Homo sapiens - along the table. By an inexplicable accident, there was an egg on the table. The mouse, in turn, running away from the authorities, swept away the grandfather and woman's gold reserve with its isolated, mobile rear part of the body. The egg fell and broke.
As a result, the grandfather and woman began to make sounds called sobs. But the chicken brought Homo sapiens into an adequate state with the promise it made.
Science is amazed by the birth of a talking hen, laying golden and simple eggs mixed together.
"Chicken Ryaba" in formal business style
Statement by the mouse defendant to Grandfather and Baba's lawsuit against her
I, a mouse, moved into Grandfather and Baba’s living space without their permission. The above-mentioned citizens legally lived with the chicken Ryaba. As payment, Ryaba laid eggs, which went to Grandfather and Baba for full use.
Ryaba was demolished on September 12, 2006 golden egg. As a result of the meeting, Grandfather and Baba announced their decision to break the egg. But due to circumstances, they were unable to implement their decision. I, a mouse citizen, considered it my duty to help the people who rented me an apartment for free, and I broke the egg by waving my tail. This offended Grandfather and Baba, as evidenced by their joint crying. Chicken Ryaba promised to lay a simple egg, thereby calming Grandfather and Baba.
I ask the court to take into account my good intentions and sincere confession.
09.30.06. Mouse
“Chicken Ryaba” in a conversational style
Once upon a time there lived a grandfather and a woman, and they had a chicken called Ryaba, named Hammer. And she laid eggs all year round. One day Ryaba laid a golden egg, which blinded the balls so much, just like the chain of a new Russian. The chicken has become criminal and criminal. Grandfather and grandmother started thinking and discussed the idea: they decided to break an egg, what if there was a diamond inside the gold? And so they beat and beat, puffed themselves up, steamed themselves - they couldn’t break the eggs! Only they became sad, the mouse was running across the table, it was so cool. The mouse turned out to be huge and swung its tail so wildly. She dropped the egg on the floor, and the grandfather and woman burst into tears. The hen immediately became stupefied, stopped singing and sat down, laying a new egg - not a golden one, but a simple one. Grandfather and woman were happy and danced until the morning. And now they have their own business: they started raising chickens and selling eggs.
“Chicken Ryaba” in a journalistic style
In the city N huge trouble! We all know the largest company producing Faberge golden eggs. I'm afraid the company will close down altogether. Last night the Fabergé spouses were making another work of art. But when they turned away for a second, the ruthless, calculating huge mouse broke the egg! Chicken Ryaba is under extreme stress! According to veterinarians, the hen will never lay golden eggs again! Where are the authorities looking? Crowds of mice are storming our beautiful city. How long will this continue? There is only one positive moment in this situation: the hen Ryaba began to lay simple eggs, and the Faberge spouses will not go bankrupt.
“Ryaba Hen” in artistic style
Once upon a time there lived grandparents in this world. We lived in a small but very picturesque village near the blue river. Carefree and happy, they woke up every day with a smile on their faces. And they had a cute hen on their farm - hen Ryaba. Kind and dreamy, she always wanted to fly. And then one fine day the hen laid a golden egg of incredible beauty, shining like the sun. The old people thought in thought and decided to break the creation. Grandfather beat and beat but did not break, grandmother beat and beat but did not break. The grandfather and woman became sad and bored. But the brave little mouse ran across the table, waved its tail and broke an egg. At first the grandfather and grandmother burst into tears, but then they realized that nothing terrible had happened. And the hen Ryaba promised to lay many more eggs. And they lived as before - happily and carefree.
Kolobok. Russian folk tale, transposed
Officially - business style
Official letter
Citizens Grandfather and Grandmother living long time legally married, had a barn on their farm. It has not fulfilled its function—storing flour—for a long time. And the woman, being a resourceful and thrifty woman, at her husband’s first request, scraped together two handfuls of flour and baked Kolobok.
But this creature, like all children, having reached a certain maturity in development, decided to run away from home. Apparently, having realized that how food product it is unsuitable, because it could speak and even sing.
According to witnesses, Kolobok successfully escaped the tenacious paws of the Hare, Wolf and Bear. He failed to get away from the Fox. The fox, a creature from the “it’s all dogs” group, prone to anti-legal behavior, showed savvy (pretended to be deaf) and asked to sing again, after sitting on its nose.
The above fact plunged Kolobok into mental confusion, which led to inevitable death.
Friendly letter
Imagine this. I'm sitting at home, looking out the window. Day. It's stuffy. There is not a soul around. Suddenly I see something round on the next window. I looked closer - Kolobok! Bah! I think it was the old Kolobok who baked it after all! So what? He jumped from the windowsill onto the bench, from the bench onto the grass, then onto the path - and there he was! Run away, you brat! One must think that his fate was unenviable; he probably fell into the clutches of a fox. Well, never mind – let’s teach the rest of us!
We will talk about fairy tales... How many generations of children have grown up on fairy tales of the Russian people. How many children are waiting in fear last word from famous fairy tale“...and ate...” Yes, yes, with fear. It is at this tender age that the joy of recognition and the beauty of the play of imagination are great. What's going on here? One disappointment: either it was eaten or broken... What are we going to, what are we teaching, what do we want to see in the younger generation? Kolobok... He wanted to, rolled down, ran away, moreover, commenting on his “feat” with a deafening roar of joy:
I left my grandmother, I left my grandfather!
Our world has reached critical stage. Children no longer obey their parents; from childhood they take the reins of power into their own hands. I turn what I want. Apparently, the end of the world is not very far away. Where is the root of evil? Is it not in us ourselves, reading to the children at night: “Kolobok got tired of lying, he rolled from the window to the bench, from the bench to the floor and to the door...”
Let the coward and the cowardly perish without glory! If death, then in battle! So let's call for glorious deeds and brave deeds!
Dictionary entry
The name Kolobok refers to a round-shaped creature, which consists mainly of water and flour (the binding factor is the egg) and is intended to be eaten as a main product (instead of bread).
Topics for a blog post come to mind in different ways. Sometimes you get the impetus for them completely by accident. So, this post was inspired by the work of my friend Tamara Alekseevna Zavoiskaya. I listened to her voiceover of the fairy tale "Chicken Ryaba" and I remembered that there is interesting material about this very chicken in my “Treasured Chest”!
My guys took part in the All-Russian Olympiad. They were given the following task: Write a fairy tale about Ryaba the chicken using all literary styles.
Such interesting work turned out! I present to your attention versions of the fairy tale by Ksenia E.
“Chicken Ryaba” in a scientific style
There were two people on planet Earth, belonging to the phylum of chordates, the subphylum of vertebrates, the class of mammals, the order of primates, the family of hominids, the genus Homo, the species Homo sapiens - a grandfather and a woman. And they had a female chicken of the order of birds named Ryaba. By some strange coincidence, Ryaba laid an egg made of a precious metal of yellow color, malleable, inert in air, hard and durable, located in group I of the periodic system of chemical elements of D.I. Mendeleev, whose atomic number is 79 and atomic mass is 196.9665.
And so Homo sapiens grandfather tried to break the egg, but could not do it, since gold is a hard and durable metal. The Homo sapiens woman also tried to break the egg, but this time the egg did not undergo any significant physical changes.
A representative of the family of mammals of the order of rodents, a mouse that lived on the territory of the grandfather and woman illegally - without registration, long wanted by the moral police of the grandfather and woman, ran through the feeding zone of Homo sapiens - along the table. By an inexplicable accident, there was an egg on the table. The mouse, in turn, running away from the authorities, swept away the grandfather and woman's gold reserve with its isolated, mobile rear part of the body. The egg fell and broke.
As a result, the grandfather and woman began to make sounds called sobs. But the chicken brought Homo sapiens into an adequate state with the promise it made.
Science is amazed by the birth of a talking hen, laying golden and simple eggs mixed together.
“Chicken Ryaba” in official business style
Statement by the mouse defendant to Grandfather and Baba's lawsuit against her
I, a mouse, moved into Grandfather and Baba’s living space without their permission. The above-mentioned citizens legally lived with the chicken Ryaba. As payment, Ryaba laid eggs, which went to Grandfather and Baba for full use.
On September 12, 2006, Ryaba laid a golden egg. As a result of the meeting, Grandfather and Baba announced their decision to break the egg. But due to circumstances, they were unable to implement their decision. I, a mouse citizen, considered it my duty to help the people who rented me an apartment for free, and I broke the egg by waving my tail. This offended Grandfather and Baba, as evidenced by their joint crying. Chicken Ryaba promised to lay a simple egg, thereby calming Grandfather and Baba.
I ask the court to take into account my good intentions and sincere confession.
09.30.06. Mouse
“Chicken Ryaba” in a conversational style
Once upon a time there lived a grandfather and a woman, and they had a chicken called Ryaba, named Hammer. And she laid eggs all year round. One day Ryaba laid a golden egg, which blinded the balls so much, just like the chain of a new Russian. The chicken has become criminal and criminal. Grandfather and grandmother started thinking and discussed the idea: they decided to break an egg, what if there was a diamond inside the gold? And so they beat and beat, puffed themselves up, steamed themselves - they couldn’t break the eggs! Only they became sad, the mouse was running across the table, it was so cool. The mouse turned out to be huge and swung its tail so wildly. She dropped the egg on the floor, and the grandfather and woman burst into tears. The hen immediately became stupefied, stopped singing and sat down, laying a new egg - not a golden one, but a simple one. Grandfather and woman were happy and danced until the morning. And now they have their own business: they started raising chickens and selling eggs.
“Chicken Ryaba” in a journalistic style
In the city N huge trouble! We all know the largest company producing Faberge golden eggs. I'm afraid the company will close down altogether. Last night the Fabergé spouses were making another work of art. But when they turned away for a second, the ruthless, calculating huge mouse broke the egg! Chicken Ryaba is under extreme stress! According to veterinarians, the hen will never lay golden eggs again! Where are the authorities looking? Crowds of mice are storming our beautiful city. How long will this continue? There is only one positive moment in this situation: the hen Ryaba began to lay simple eggs, and the Faberge spouses will not go bankrupt.
“Ryaba Hen” in artistic style
Once upon a time there lived grandparents in this world. We lived in a small but very picturesque village near the blue river. Carefree and happy, they woke up every day with a smile on their faces. And they had a cute hen on their farm - hen Ryaba. Kind and dreamy, she always wanted to fly. And then one fine day the hen laid a golden egg of incredible beauty, shining like the sun. The old people thought in thought and decided to break the creation. Grandfather beat and beat but did not break, grandmother beat and beat but did not break. The grandfather and woman became sad and bored. But the brave little mouse ran across the table, waved its tail and broke an egg. At first the grandfather and grandmother burst into tears, but then they realized that nothing terrible had happened. And the hen Ryaba promised to lay many more eggs. And they lived as before - happily and carefree.
1. Once upon a time there was a little girl. Her mother and grandmother loved her madly, they were simply drawn to her. On jam day, the grandmother presented her granddaughter with a red riding hood. The cap was made of Russian scarlet cloth, sewn in the manner of a skullcap. Since then the girl has been carrying it. The neighbors said this about her:
- There goes Little Red Riding Hood!
One day a mother made some pies and said to her daughter:
- Take some grub to grandma and find out how her health is.
Little Red Riding Hood got ready and went.
She walks through the forest, and a Wolf meets her.
- And where are you going? - asks the Wolf.
- To grandma, I’m bringing her food.
-Where is your grandmother?
“Far away,” answered Little Red Riding Hood, “in that village, behind the mill, in the first hut on the edge.”
“Okay,” says the Wolf. - I also want to visit your grandmother. You go along this road, and I will go along that one. Let's see which of us gets there first.
The Wolf said this, and ran with all his might along the shortest path.
And Little Red Riding Hood went on her own long road. She crawled slowly, like a snail, picking flowers and collecting bouquets along the way. Before she even had time to reach the mill, the Wolf had already materialized at her grandmother’s door and was knocking: Knock, knock!
-Who's there? - asks the grandmother.
“It’s me,” the Wolf answers, “like your granddaughter.” I brought some food for you.
And my grandmother was sick at that time, and thought that it was really Little Red Riding Hood, and shouted:
- Pull the string and the door will open!
The wolf pulled the string and the door opened.
The Wolf attacked the grandmother and devoured her. He was very hungry because he had not eaten anything for 3 days. Then he closed the door, lay down on grandma’s bed and began to wait for Little Red Riding Hood.
Soon she finally crawled to her grandmother’s door and knocked: Knock, knock!
-Who's there? - asks the Wolf in a rough, hoarse voice.
Little Red Riding Hood started to fuss, but then she thought that her grandmother was hoarse from a cold, and answered:
- It's me, your granddaughter. I brought food for you.
The wolf cleared his throat and said more subtly:
- Pull the string, my child, and the door will open!
Little Red Riding Hood pulled the rope and the door opened. The girl locked herself in the hut, and the Wolf hid under the blanket and said:
- Put the food on the table, and lie down next to me!
Little Red Riding Hood lay down next to the Wolf and asked:
- Grandma, why do you have such big hands?
- This is to hug you tighter, my child.
- Grandma, why do you have such huge ears?
- This is to hear you better, my child.
- Grandma, why are your eyes so big?
- To see better, my child.
- Grandma, why do you have such big teeth?
- And this is to devour you, my child!
Before Little Red Riding Hood could squeak, the Wolf swallowed her too.
But, fortunately, at that time woodcutters with axes on their shoulders passed by the house. They heard a noise, ran into the house and killed the Wolf. And then they cut open his belly, and Little Red Riding Hood came out, followed by her grandmother - both safe and sound.
2. Into the unknown locality lived a citizen named Little Red Riding Hood (real name has not been established). On October 26, 2008, she left the house. With her, citizen K. had a package, which she was supposed to give to citizen Grandmother (real name has not been established) in a predetermined place, namely at the above-mentioned place of residence. Citizen Grandmother had a privatized land plot and a place of residence not far from the place of residence of citizen Little Red Riding Hood, but due to her advanced age she could not independently manage the household.
Going to her destination, citizen Red Riding Hood had to go through the forest - an area with a high crime rate. While citizen Red Riding Hood was passing the above-mentioned section of the path, an unfamiliar citizen approached her, who, as it turned out later, turned out to be citizen Wolf (whose real name has also not been established). Citizen Volk had three previous convictions for extortion material assets both physical and legal entities. Through questioning, he learned about the contents of the package of citizen Red Riding Hood and the goals of the latter’s actions. Having politely said goodbye, he went straight to the address where the meeting between Citizen Little Red Riding Hood and Citizen Grandmother had been arranged. Having overtaken citizen Little Red Riding Hood, citizen Wolf reached the place of residence of citizen Grandmother and entered the territory private property the latter and took her hostage. After the arrival of Little Red Riding Hood, Citizen Wolf, skillfully playing the role of Grandmother, took her hostage through strong tricks. After that, he carefully began to prepare their deliberate murder...
3. One day protein body a group of chordates of the species Homo sapiens weighing 35 kg named Little Red Riding Hood paved a trajectory for itself to the place of permanent residence of an elderly citizen Russian Federation, which is related to the above-mentioned individual.
Before following the laid trajectory, Little Red Riding Hood produced a number of small-diameter spheroids weighing 8 * 10 to the 2nd power at a temperature of 300-500 degrees Celsius using nuclear fuel, adding a filling of unknown origin to them. (The experimental object was code-named “pies”).
At the end of the process, Little Red Riding Hood left the experimental laboratory.
Having walked a certain number of kilometers along a trajectory laid out in advance, Little Red Riding Hood met an unfamiliar object with human intelligence and non-human appearance. (The object received the code name “Wolf”, because it had all the characteristics inherent in this type of living beings). The wolf began to take an active interest in the trajectory of Little Red Riding Hood and the place of her arrival. To which Little Red Riding Hood responded with a sincere confession that she was going to visit her relative of retirement age, called Grandmother.
Object "Wolf" demonstrated the ability to act in accordance with the situation. Thus, having materialized near the door of the “Granny” object, he immediately penetrated inside and made back-and-forth movements of his jaws, first in relation to Grandmother, and then against Little Red Riding Hood.
However, according to eyewitnesses, the Wolf object, when faced with a more intelligent enemy, was unable to accurately assess its strategic goal and made a mistake that led to its defeat.
"Turnip" in official business style
Citizen Makhorkin Nestor Petrovich, born in 1930. decided to take up farming. Having acquired a plot of land with an area of twenty hectares, he decided to grow annual (biennial) herbaceous plants, the genus cabbage, the cabbage family (cruciferous), hereinafter referred to as turnips.
Makhorkin N.P. sowed the entire sown area with turnips. With the onset of autumn, Nestor Petrovich noticed that the turnips had grown large. He couldn't handle the turnips himself. Nestor Petrovich invited his wife, citizen Makhorkina Avdotya Mikhailovna, to participate in the cleaning campaign, who, appreciating the scale of the harvesting campaign, decided to immediately inform her grandchildren about her misfortune. The daughter of Natalia Vladimirovna and Anatoly Andreevich Prokhorov, citizen Marina, who is the granddaughter of Nestor Petrovich and Avdotya Mikhailovna, responded to the request for help. Arriving at the scene of the incident, Marina Anatolyevna received instructions on industrial safety and immediately began work. However, common efforts Nestor Petrovich, Avdotya Mikhailovna and Marina were not enough. Showing vigilance, Marina Anatolyevna called on her subordinates, the dog Zhuchka and the cat Natasha, to do agricultural work. Unfortunately, this team also failed to cope with the task. Passing by this agricultural collapse, the Pelageya mouse offered the workers its services in the field of agricultural work, and in particular harvesting. Pelageya's offer of help was accepted, and within an hour the turnip harvest was completed. All workers employed in this harvesting company were awarded the title “Honorary Worker of the Village,” and Pelageya, as the most outstanding worker, received a state award.
